imoris:

It’s not sluttin it up when Imo’s a virgin. Omg, I couldn’t hate you more if I tried! You terrible terrible human being! You can not make this group! And she will not join… or I’ll cry if she does. How dare you recruit my girlfriend against. me. That’s just cruel. Some ex-fiance you are! 

And I’ll do whatever I like!

Why is your Imogen always “a virgin” accept for like when she was a whore with my Jake? Hmmm I’m aaaamazing, everyone loves you, I guess accept you, so oh well, that’s only one person. I don’t really have to recruit, it might just be her idea. I’m going to marry someone so much better, just you wait!