Fine, can I go to your second job and buy you a ring?Will that make you happier? 11 out of 10! God, I don’t even know why I want to marry you still. I’m going to have to call this wedding off. I really do cry too much watching PLL. Speaking of where the hell is Paige?
No, you can’t make this all better with a ring! No 11 out of 100. You want to marry me, because I’m amazing, I’m good looking, I make you laugh, I’m hot, I’m great in bed. I give you feelings, and I don’t let you treat me bad, and I stick up for you once in a while. You can’t call this wedding off! Only I can! Oh she’s dead, I thought you knew?