First of all, we’re not getting married until you get me a fucking ring! I’m not accepting an onion ring or those 25 cent rings that you are obsessed with!  Secondly, you’re only like a 7 out of 10.  Thirdly I work several corners so that you don’t have to work, and all you ever do is beg me for hot sex, so you’re lucky you get that! Fourthly, Tangerine loves me more even you 100x more actually.  She told me herself. Fifthly LeAnn sucks, and her Imogen sucks as well, because Jake just wants to be loved and eat chicken and Imogen just wants to be a bitch and run away and Lastly, yellow sucks! Especially yellow and black!!